How Many Points To Get Into Heaven?

I love this:

A man on his deathbed is visited by his local pastor. The dying man says, "how many points do I need to get into heaven."
Pastor man says, "Here's how it works.You need 100 points to make it into heaven.
You tell me all the good things you've done, and I give you a certain number of points for each item, depending on how good it was. When you reach 100 points, you get in."
"Okay. I was married to the same woman for 50 years and never cheated on her, and loved her deep in my heart."
"That's wonderful, that's worth two points!"
"Only two points?" the man says. "Well, I attended church all my life and supported its ministry with my tithes and service."
"Terrific! That's certainly worth a point."
"One point!?!! I started a soup kitchen in my city and also worked in a shelter for homeless veterans."
"Fantastic, that's good for two more points." "Two points!?!! At this rate, the only way I'll get into heaven is by the grace of God."
"EXACLTY!!!"